~ QUESTIONS RATHER HARD TO ANSWER ~

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard when he lives in the jungle without a razor?

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?

Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word "lisp"?

What is the speed of darkness, when there is a speed to light?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours?

If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be? Been there done that one.

Do married people live longer than single ones or does it just seem longer?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then invest money for binoculars to look at things on the ground? They want to look down?

~ THEN DID YOU EVER STOP TO PONDER ~

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?" Does give way to question the phrase of "Home on the Range".

Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crispy black which even with jam - it's not decent for any human being to eat?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why does your Gynecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?  Yet it would be kinda nice to play doctor for a day.

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? Aren't they both dogs?

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

If your singing just for a moment to stop and read the below - JUST FOR A MOMENT...

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets angry, yet when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster? I've tried it and it just does not work...

THE THINGS WHICH MAKE YOU THINK - THUNK - PINDER and PONDER

~I'm Lost I don't know about you ~