Monday, July 18, 2011

~ FUTURE NEWSPAPER HEADLINES ~

Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

Spotted Owl plague threatens Western North America crops & livestock.

Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Iraq, Syria, and Lebanon)

Afghanistan still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least ten more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

35 year study: diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.

Nursing home event... Bill Clinton denies allegations of affair with candy striper.

Texas executes last remaining citizen.

Baby conceived naturally.scientists stumped.

Ozone created by electric cars now killing thousands in Los Angeles.

Average height of NBA players now nine foot seven inches.

Microsoft announces it has perfected its newest version of Windows so it crashes BEFORE installation is completed.

 

11 comments:

  1. Wow - in some of my experiences, Windows is already ahead of their time.

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  2. (Giggles in the background) Those are good!

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  3. Loved it. Want to obtain a first issue.

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  4. Last night when I came back online I could not resist as I know that there have been much thought with matters of recent and
    one can't take it all too serious hence I just did a seach and I did whish to balance it out.

    "Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking."
    You just never know Rodney. :)

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  5. There was one which included Apple but Willam Gates III had decided to forfiet a deal and invest into the Ford company which became a prominant leader within what used to be called the Internet. As the term internet was now replaced with a platform which included not downloading but transporting. Long long story but travel by the skys were replaced with transport of the likes of Star Treck. It was called the "Beem Me Up Version 2.0".

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  6. People came to still laugh in this new era and if a person did not smile or have a happy side of which they rendered. There were a new type of professionals within the Health system which were initially called the " Happy Police". Where the laws of the words were that one would get a moral ticket of an amount if there was not something of the nature of a smile which came about - yet the various government systems apposed this yet I forget the name of the person that made this international law. :)

    There were many writings on the era of which was called, the era of Contentment.

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  7. Fidal seemingly lived a long life. Mind you many rumours had it that he was cloned but who knows Stephen.

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  8. Right good stuff, there .. It was time for a good laugh .. thank you...

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  9. You welcome there Jacquie...I have been reading more yet
    I still enjoy the foundation of which I have and I do enjoy it and
    I wish you a fine eve.


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  10. A laugh whether coming from a good or bad source is still a medicine that heals
    anyways, it's only in the mind of the one making the laughs.

    smiles please and give ourselves a hearty laugh!!! ;)

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