I could be conferrin with the flowers
Within all the hours and consulting
With the rain in the rain.
Yet my head has been aching
It's taken some partaking
Wallows of a toothache
(extended piano here - yeah.)
For I…………
(if I could speak right now the “I” would be prolonged)
Could tell you why
The oceans are near the shore
(Call leave me a message ok if you don't mind...)
I never thunk my tooth was gone for sure
(I guess I had my hopes higher yet
Jack it’s only a tooth for gosh sake)
Would bother me more
(Ok edit this one out as if your gonna harp
And complain well...)
Yet it did so I am gonna sit some more
(More Jack you pronounced that as moe,
if you can't speak man just be silent and the
Harmony well it's just not there...)
I feel just like a nuthin
(Jack slaps the other upside of his head and continues)
My mouth is full of stuffing
My mouth does have some pain
But for now I guess I have to riddle
Like any Indy Vidual
In trouble or in pain
But for now I shall dance with me fingys
They’re the only thingies
And that’s all within today’s matters
I lost a tooth
And am full of stuffin
So I am merely now conferring
With the rain.
~ He bows and makes sure that the third peace of gauze does not fall out ~
Cool clock!
ReplyDeleteHate the pain that goes with dental work. Hoping this solves your problem, and it's no more dentist for you.
ReplyDeleteOne moe, but this was with my one chipped tooth and well I aint gonna show where it is :)
ReplyDeleteTheresa I am sitting here just a thinkin
As before the call I had many things keepin
So no sorrow and no pains :)
Dangerous I think Dentists should have to register there hands as lethal weapons!
ReplyDelete"Don't take my picture!"
ReplyDeleteTime for some dentistry fun!
ReplyDeleteI have the same as before to say - Ouch!
ReplyDeleteSo many now really are not for it really!
ReplyDeleteI lost one of those exactly at that time yep it was fun.
ReplyDeleteI think there is a burial site here for teeth. I know they
have them for cats and dogs and the odd bones you find.
So I have to google, "tooth cemeteries". :)
have that in mind ... it would be fun! ;)
ReplyDeleteby the way a very wonderful poem ... gosh that one should find it's place.
ReplyDeleteAnyways, rain or no rain
with tooth or nothing
it's still the same Jack.
Wacky at times
mean in some ways ;)
Yet still it is still
the same Jack.
Not the tooth that
brings you closer
but it's the eyes.
now, stop whining please. hugs tight. And feel better soon.
scared of these instruments.
ReplyDeleteThis is a place that most Canadian I am sure every where else in the world where we don't want to be.
ReplyDeletelol.
Dentists are scary, Jack.
Didn't you know that?
:)
Nice tooth clock.
ReplyDeletelol.
Some might say tools of the trade but I much prefer to call them torture implements.
ReplyDeleteOh, yah.
ReplyDeleteThe spittoon.
glad it's over for you and hopefully you'll be feeling a lot better..while not exactly overjoyed when I see my dentist it doesn't make me fearful or anything..I guess I am lucky
ReplyDeleteThe dazzling lights. Every patient is a celebrity.
ReplyDeleteI hate getting x-rays. The card at the back of my mouth really hurts.
ReplyDelete:)
Techno savvy.
ReplyDeleteIs that the tooth you are having pulled?
ReplyDeleteSay goodbye to the tooth.
lol.
in reading your poem, I wonder if it can be sung to "If I only Had a Brain" from the Wizard of Oz
ReplyDeletePS: I like your tooth ache poem. It is good to get it out rather then keeping all those frustrations in. I simply don't worry about my teeth. As long as I am not eating something hard I am fine.
ReplyDeleteTonight I made Chow Mien noodles with stir fried onion,celery,green peppers,Jalapeno,Cuban bell peppers and garlic. I stirred that all up with some soy sauce,salt and pepper. Oh, yeah, I mushed up some pinto beans to add so that I had
some protein.
It was very good and soft enough for me to digest pleasantly. I used to love the red meat like steak or roast. I can eat it rare or blue but well done is too difficult to digest with my lousy molars.
:)
There is a song I know that's called "OUCH"....:)
ReplyDeleteMe was not whining I was just singing with me fingers :)
ReplyDeletehmm ...
ReplyDelete:)
And there were more that were used I ponder on whom
ReplyDeleteinvented these instruments as the drill does make a sound
and then there is that small hammer thingy which if you have
an "e" longated root, they bring that OTHER one out. I say
there is torture but then they have these needles - needless
to say they freeze you and then after they ask you questions.
As if you really can answer them at that point. Weapons of torture
I say :)
These were just the first then came the secondary arsenal :)
ReplyDeleteNor I Rick but I thought I would satirized it as there is always a funny side
ReplyDeleteof looking at things. And although I had to have one taken out as it chipped off
a few days ago.I guess it's all within the jeans Rick...as I was put together with
.................... spare parts :)
But tomorrow I can eat, and eat all that I desire!
You got it as it's a take off from it.
ReplyDeleteIt was a previous xray done Ericka...one done from before.
ReplyDeleteI thought what the heck as I had my small camera in my pocket so...:)
ReplyDeleteA sadist for sure invented most electric and non electric tools of the dentist. The movie called Little Shop of Horrors, which has Steve Martin the deranged dentist is drilling into Bill Murray's mouth screaming "candy bar candy bar". Bill Murray plays the perfect masochist.
ReplyDelete:)
I think they should make them into tanning lamps - just a thought then they could
ReplyDeletecharge the insurance company more. :)
Not to mention the goggles that one would have to purchase when they walked in.
Are you going to eat a steak or pork chops, Jack? I wouldn't blame you. After being a vegetarian for a few months and not eating red meat I do tend to have some particularly bad cravings for steak and pork.Even chicken has tempted me.
ReplyDeleteMy sister thinks I am not getting enough protein and she may be right.
I am trying to up the beans and eggs so I will get my required amount of protein.
:)
Don't know but it's not going to be soft foods any longer - no way.
ReplyDeleteAt least she is good to look at.
ReplyDeleteCan you lean over far enough to spit in the little sink by your chair? I usually dribble it or swallow it.
ReplyDeleteHiya pudding boy! Now that is a very funny poem you thought up, those pain pills are stirring your imagination! lol
ReplyDeletelmao gives Jack a standing O....wonders if he's hitting the Jack tonight!!!.......very good my friend......
ReplyDeleteBetter out than in, if you catch my drift, rather than in pain.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad you got it taken care of......
(Now relax - and have a good weekend, yourself!)
Brave Man!
ReplyDeleteHi Nancy I just logged back on I have had so many calls from her and today it was great - her name is Karla and she is a very nice person. She got that decent thing about her.
ReplyDeleteYeah last night I was literally reading your write as well as Doug's and the headache was over bearing but it's all good and just finished doing a few things Will and it's that time of the year where everyone celebrates and has that relaxation - thanks.
ReplyDeleteYeah last night I was literally reading your write as well as Doug's and the headache was over bearing but it's all good and just finished doing a few things Will and it's that time of the year where everyone celebrates and has that relaxation - thanks.
ReplyDeleteThere still is a tad of pain but shall see how this goes Nancy.
ReplyDeleteI just enjoyed getting on and doing a ramble and I then left this to do the updates but it's all within good fun, Pam.
ReplyDeleteSmiling and back to you Michelle - I am thinking with regards to Easter...
ReplyDeleteMy comment seems to have disappeared? HOpe you are better today?
ReplyDeleteI literally didnt delete it Patty....today was a easy GOING DAY to say the least.
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