Thursday, January 8, 2009

~ You Have Not Lost Your Smile ~

“You haven't lost your smile at all, it's right under your nose even when it’s cold. You just forgot to see what the temperature was.”

50 Fahrenheit (10 C)

New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.

Canadians plant gardens.

40 Fahrenheit (4.4 C)

Californians shiver uncontrollably

Canadians Sunbathe.

35 Fahrenheit (1.6 C)

Italian Cars won't start

Canadians drive with the windows down

32 Fahrenheit (0 C)

Distilled water freezes

Canadian water gets thicker.

0 Fahrenheit (-17.9 C)

New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.

Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

-40 Fahrenheit (-40 C)

Hollywood disintegrates.

Canadians rent some videos.

-60 Fahrenheit (-51 C)

Mt. St. Helen's freezes.

Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

-100 Fahrenheit (-73 C)

Santa Claus abandons the North Pole

Canadians pull down their earflaps.

-173 Fahrenheit (-114 C)

Ethyl alcohol freezes.

Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.

-459.4 Fahrenheit (-273 C)

Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.

Canadians start saying "cold, eh? "

-500 Fahrenheit (-295 C)

Hell freezes over.

The Leafs win the Cup

12 comments:

  1. This Kiwi is shivering too, reading those temperatures.

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  2. Youse guys is crazy....we use the grill all year! :P

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  3. Us Hollywoodians break out the jackets and turn on the heat when it gets below 70 degrees.

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  4. Iri I am not cut out for this weather regardless of what it is I aspire to something warmer, but yet I keep smiling. : )

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  5. I know as do so many in other climate structures, send some this way.

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  6. Joyce yeah I know, but it's just the way it goes and you make the best of it. I forget the saying for winter and the cold but I googled earlier and thought I would just indicate how cold it does get.
    A layer or clothing for all seasons makes well for retailers!
    I break sneeze as soon as I am out in it too long but I have yet to loose my nose...

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  7. I can't see the smile on your face, but I know you're smiling deep within you cause you are YOU...: )
    Just by looking at your picture above, I can imagine how cold it must be!!

    Keep yourself warm, my friend..

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  8. Oh there is another side to me I am not all that serious but tomorrow it's warming up and today was the first day the sun actually has been out since the deep freeze that we have just a few days ago that was in in the minus 40's. So it goes as it goes :)

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  9. You've got that "uh oh" look on your face. Enjoy your warmer weekend, Jack.

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  10. Yes I do :)

    It is just a picture with regards to the weather we were having but I think that it's going to warm up Lyn.

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  11. I hope you are right about it warming up there for you mate, meantime , hang on to your nose * laughing * stay warm my friend - hugs

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  12. Smiling Verley, yesterday two days ago an old friend whom takes care of a building that oversee's the north saskatchewan river (longest one in Canada), allowed me to get right on top of the building to take several pictures. I had a ton of them but I liked using this one and tomorrow the weather man says it's going to be warmer, we shall see :) and hugs back to you.

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