Coffee Talk

I thought I would dabble into a little – Coffee Talk.  You know, I’ve been accused of being a wise guy from time to time and I suppose I am.  However, not really.  Here are some areas with a coffee at the side to think about and enjoy.  They are points to consider now rather than points these could be considered perspective angles.

 

 

 

Too bad wise guy and wise man don’t mean the same thing. 

When you say there’s a slim chance or a fat chance of something happening, it means the same. 

However, when stars are visible we say they are out and when lights are out, they are invisible.  English doesn’t make sense sometimes. 

The plural of house is houses but the plural of mouse isn’t mouses.  (Duh)

Two moose are the same as one moose but more than one tooth becomes teeth. 

Now why is that?

More than one booth isn’t beeth.  However, an extra goose makes geese. 

They say birds of a feather flock together except a bunch of geese is a gaggle. 

A writer writes but a grocer doesn’t groce. 

A vegetarian eats vegetables but a humanitarian doesn’t eat humans. ( None that I know of ) .........Although I guess, a humanitarian could theoretically be eaten BY humans in some jungle or other. (Which brings me to New Guinea) 

Perhaps in Guinea where you won’t find Guinea pigs because, they don’t come from there and they aren’t pigs in any case.  And if staying there you do wish to have a good head sense or it may cost the top of your head.

English muffins don’t come from England and French Fries aren’t from France. Now where do these things originate? 

In the meantime be careful if someone offers you sweetbreads which are meat and not sweet.