Friday, June 17, 2011

To A Decent Gent - Happy Birthday Mickey!

I thought since its one person's birthday and as well I had my mother's birthday last night I would place in this old typed joke that I found within the vault!  This was one something I had been looking all over for.  Mickey your not growing ahead (for that matter your not growing another head) - what I do mean is that your evolving further. 

~ Happy Birthday Mickey ~

It's your birthday and I thought it was appropriate and I do hope that it gives you a good laugh.  Once again, I wish you a most enjoyable, peaceful, birthday Mickey.

 

 

 

~ THE ITALIAN WHO WENT TO WINNIPEG  ~

(in his own words)

One day Ima go to Winnipeg to a bigga hotel. 

I go down to eat me on soma breakfast.

I tella the waitress I wanna two pisses toast.  She branga and I say me only ona piss.  I tell her I wanna two piss. She a saya to me you better no piss on the plate you sonna ma bitch.  I don't even know the lady and she calle me sonna ma bitch!

Later, I go to eat some lunch at the Drake Restaurante.

The waitress brin bringa me a spoon, ana knife, but no fock. I tell her I wanna fock.  I tella her you, you no understand!  I wanna fock on the table.  Thena she says to me - you sonna ma bitch. 

I don't even even know the lady. She call me a sonna ma bitch!

So I go back to my room inna hotel, and theres's no sheet on my bed. So I calla the manager ana tella him I wanna sheet.  He tells me to go to the toilet, so I say you no understand, I wanna sheet on the bed.  He say, you beter not sheet on the bed, you sonna ma bitch.

I don't even know the man and he call me a sonna ma bitch!

I go to the check out and the man at the desk - he say peace to you. I say back to hima - piss onna you too, you sonna ma bitch!

I go back to Italy!!!

 

 

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