I thought since its one person's birthday and as well I had my mother's birthday last night I would place in this old typed joke that I found within the vault! This was one something I had been looking all over for. Mickey your not growing ahead (for that matter your not growing another head) - what I do mean is that your evolving further.
~ Happy Birthday Mickey ~
It's your birthday and I thought it was appropriate and I do hope that it gives you a good laugh. Once again, I wish you a most enjoyable, peaceful, birthday Mickey.
~ THE ITALIAN WHO WENT TO WINNIPEG ~
(in his own words)
One day Ima go to Winnipeg to a bigga hotel.
I go down to eat me on soma breakfast.
I tella the waitress I wanna two pisses toast. She branga and I say me only ona piss. I tell her I wanna two piss. She a saya to me you better no piss on the plate you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the lady and she calle me sonna ma bitch!
Later, I go to eat some lunch at the Drake Restaurante.
The waitress brin bringa me a spoon, ana knife, but no fock. I tell her I wanna fock. I tella her you, you no understand! I wanna fock on the table. Thena she says to me - you sonna ma bitch.
I don't even even know the lady. She call me a sonna ma bitch!
So I go back to my room inna hotel, and theres's no sheet on my bed. So I calla the manager ana tella him I wanna sheet. He tells me to go to the toilet, so I say you no understand, I wanna sheet on the bed. He say, you beter not sheet on the bed, you sonna ma bitch.
I don't even know the man and he call me a sonna ma bitch!
I go to the check out and the man at the desk - he say peace to you. I say back to hima - piss onna you too, you sonna ma bitch!
I go back to Italy!!!
ha ha ha nice one mate, Thanks
ReplyDeletelol cute
ReplyDeleteA blessed joyful birthday to your mom, Jack and yep, a happy birthday too to your friend mickeyfez.
ReplyDeleteLOL! Very funny! :-))))
ReplyDeleteHahahaha!
ReplyDeleteGotta love us Italians :)
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday Mickey!
Your most welcome there Mickey....A big Happy Birthday there to ya.
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