An old guy (not in the best of shape) was working out in the gym when he spotted a sweet young thang...
He walked over and asked the trainer that was near by "What machine in here should I use to impress that sweet thing over there?" The trainer looked him up and down the replied, "I would try the ATM in the lobby".
Funny.
ReplyDeleteI get em all the time in my email :)
ReplyDeletelmao, very funny!!!
ReplyDeleteYet Pam he forgot his wallet :)
ReplyDeleteHahahaha!
ReplyDeleteAs an old guy not in the best of shape I take exception to this joke (lol)
ReplyDeleteMy wifes friend said she was looking for a husband but he must have the three M's....Money....Mansion...and Mercedes!
ReplyDelete~chuckle~ ....
ReplyDeletelol
ReplyDeleteAnd, NO MEMORY? LOL
ReplyDeleteheheh ...
ReplyDeleteand I say, i don't go for money, i don't go for looks and i don't even go for cars ...but I look for character and those hidden attitude. And it should be love ~ first and foremost.
F-U-N lol.
that is sad. A relationship based on those things is surely one made in heaven. LOL. Who knows what she might do for the insurance money.
ReplyDeletelol...so true....
ReplyDeletehahah...
ReplyDeleteoh god! ain't that the truth! lol....better enjoy his last days.....
ReplyDeleteCute joke!
ReplyDeleteSomething about the sound of money it can be quite appealing
ReplyDeleteLaugh cute joke (if a joke)