Father's Day Aftermath - Top Ten things Never said.

I saw the cutest list the other day and can’t resist sharing.
You may get a chuckle with this Top Ten Things you’ll never hear a Dad say:

#10. “Well, how ‘bout that? I’m lost. Looks like we’ll have to stop and ask for directions”.

#9. “Well, I don’t know what’s wrong with your car. Probably one of those thingamabobs….you know…that make it run or something. Just get it towed to a mechanic and pay whatever he asks”.

#8. “Father’s Day? Hey, no big deal. Don’t worry about it”.

#7. “No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an earring. Now, quit your bellyaching and let’s go to the mall”.

#6. “What do you mean you want to play football? Figure skating not good enough for you son”?

#5. “I notice that all your friends have a certain ‘up yours’ attitude. I like that”.

#4. “You know pumpkin, now that you’re 15, you’ll be ready for unchaperoned car dates. Won’t that be fun”?

And, the Top 2 Things you’ll never hear a Dad say:

#3. “Your mother and I are going away for the weekend….you might want to consider throwing a party”.

#2. “Here’s a credit card and the keys to my new car….”GO CRAZY”!!