We always have times that you change or you need to change your mindset or at least I do. I can think of so many times I have has very silly situations that have taken place. I know I have tended to be serious on this and I do love writing within a retrospective manner most of the times yet there as everyone are those times in which something happens and it's just can't help but laughing.
Gosh I know so many times that I have literally had something happen that it was all to funny. Perhaps some of you do. I could count so many times that I have done some of the funniest things and at the same time there it's funny to say the least of what took place of the jokes that do come.
I have a challenge if I may what is one of the funniest things that have ever happened to you. You don't have to partake but if you so desire it shall be fun and literally life is about this. I have read such a variety of write and my challenge is what is one of he funniest things that has ever happened to you.
I certainly will ad in my own few but if you have the time, by all means it may very well be something worth it.
It's your choice and my hopes are that some will partake. I am not pushing, but now and then you have to say why not.
So if you have a time or a joke by all means if you do wish to share - that good challenge is on. And I shall as well...it might just be something that comes out on the brighter sides of things. If need be I will delete this so I do not breach your privacy after 24 hours...
It's just a fun share....
Jack
that sound cool
ReplyDeletewould you like to make a weekly writing challenge?
what would you call it?
what day would you posted?
I'm on.
Well it's what ever everyone wishes. It can be anything and it's just a one time thing Katya..
ReplyDeleteoh ok
ReplyDeleteSometimes we only can think that it was funny when the situation had passed. Thinking outside the box can help us stimulating our humor side, then laugh and get relax. We are waiting for your funny side Jack :-)
ReplyDeleteI have so many funny sides, I could laugh no ends but I would like to read yours Stain [smiles]
ReplyDelete... i'll take a go of it if you wish ... when are we going to start [?] :)))
By all means once one or two have wrote a joke or a funny of any sort - I promise you I will do more than one - I do hope that someone does partake in this I mean it's for a good cause - to smile. :)
ReplyDeleteStart within this space as soon as you desire! :) You don't have to embarrass yourself but it's something good and there are all kinds of good humor/humour.... :)
ReplyDeleteHere is the bargain :). You do just one and I promise you I will do two for the one :). Bargain of a Deal .....as well a great Sunday to you.
ReplyDeleteSince you suggested it, you should start us off, and after we see what you write, we can follow.
ReplyDeleteOk Linda, Shall do one will be a joke there after a true personal funny.
ReplyDeleteA Halloween Joke:
ReplyDeleteQ. What do ghosts have in their noses? A. Boo- gers
Q. What does the devil keep between his legs? A.Great balls of fire.
Q. Why do men ghosts like girl ghosts? A. Because they have big boo-bies!
Q. What did the lady ghost name her weener-dog? A. Holly-weeny
Q. What do you get when you goose a ghost? A. A handful of sheet!
Q. What did Dracula say after reading all these jokes? A. They suck!
Q: Why can't two ghosts kiss? A: 'cause they'd go right through each other!
Q: What are the two lumps on a girl ghost's upper half?A:boooooobies
Q: Why do ghosts scare people?A: They hope they'll scare the LIVING soul out of them!
Q: Why don't you ever see ghost's poop?A: Because its invisable!
Q: Where is a ghost's favorite place to eat? A: BOOOOOOOger King.
Q: What did the owl say to the girl ghost as shewalked by? A: Nice HOOOOOTERS!
Q: What did the boy vampire say to the girl? A: Let me get a suck of that.
Q: What did the ghost say when the boy told him a joke? A: You KILL me!
Q: Why was the vampire's face white? A: Because he got the living-daylight sucked out of him.
LOL, good jokes and timely as well!
ReplyDeleteWhy is it that the people with the worst breath are also the people who
ReplyDeletetalk the most? I'm sure you have meet then, we all have. I'm sure we all know some one with bad breath, It could be your boss or the delivering boy or maybe sweet aunt Mary or uncle Charles who on top of all smoke cigar and love to pinch your cheek.
At my house when growing up was the landlord, who had the most eye-watering ever allusive green breath. the kind that not only have the vile stink of death but a mixture of vapor and solids. For some reason he stop by frequently (we all suspected he like my mom) and stay to talk, what make things more difficult for us to leave her there alone with the one eye monster, slobbering woof.
One day with his intention to conquer the enemy and trying to be friendly with My little sister who at the time was only six, he came closed to her face, in this case "to closed for comfort" and open his voice box, My sister twisted her nose and told him plaint and simple "your breath stinks". That was one of the must embarrassing moment for my mom, but for me? I run to lock myself in the bathroom, I'd almost die laughing.
Of course, you and I have never had bad breath. But if ever in the unfortunate circumstance of dealing with a person of mouth odor, there are better remedies than to tell then their mouth stinks. If you must engage them, try and do all the talking. give then little time to open their fetid voice box, if they insist as a last resort cutting out the tongue and teeth has proves to be quite effective
Bad breath is a social killer. it has no demographic, race, or creed and It's color blind
Many years ago when I went to my senior prom at Castlewood Country Club in Pleasanton,Ca we had a table of about 18 of us and we all ordered drinks and since we weren't 18 we ordered the girls shirly temples and after a while the ice melted and I was trying to get my cherry
ReplyDeleteout and loudly I LOST MY CHERRY well you can see the reaction -the whole room went dead quiet lol
L LLLLLLOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL. Thank you Jack and Ladykatya. You have made my night brighter.
ReplyDeleteA few more ....just going to let this flow....once again it's a fun challenge.
ReplyDeleteSorry Jack, very late here....I think this is a great idea and will try next time.
ReplyDeleteWhen I am more awake and able to think more clearly, I will write something, but my mind is a little too hazy at present.
ReplyDeleteA drunk man stumbles across an evangelical mass-baptism service next to a river. He wades into the water and stands next to the preacher.
ReplyDelete"My son, are you ready to find Jesus?" the preacher asks.
"Yeah, sure," says the drunk.
The minister dunks him under the water for a split second and pulls him back up. "Have you found Jesus?"
"No, I didn't says the drunk.
The preacher dunks him under the water for just a bit longer. "Have you found Jesus?" he asks the man again.
"No I haven't Reverend."
The preacher holds the man under for more than 30 seconds. "By all the saints," he says. "Have you found Jesus this time?"
The drunk splutters, wipes his eyes and says in exasperation, "Look, are sure this is where he fell in?"
*** lol!!! maritess*
Years ago I worked as a maintenance person at an assisted care facility. I was only 17 years old and so sure of myself. My job included many duties, and on this day in particular I was going from room to room installing small hooks in the bathrooms upon which to hang wash pans. As I entered the second floor from the elevator I heard the shouting and wailing of one of the residents, Mr Christian, once again. Mr Christian was an unhappy resident for whatever his personal reasons, and was completely clear about it. Because I was so young, and so knowledgeable (as all youths are), I decided the reason this gentleman howled and shouted constantly was because he needed stimulating conversation. I made my way from doorway to doorway along the hall on my way around the facility and devised my plan.
ReplyDeleteI entered Mr Christian's quarters and proceeded straight to his restroom to hang the hook. Although I had been met with a barrage of howling I remained confident. I quickly finished my hook hanging, and walked back into Mr Christian's quarters where he lay on his bed following me with his eyes. I approached his bed in spite of the incredible volume of his outburst and said, "Hello, Mr Christian". Even more so than before, he riveted me with his eyes. I proceeded with my plan saying, "How are you doing today?" Suddenly his shouting stopped. The change itself seemed deafening. Absolute quiet. This was just the result I expected. I was completely triumphant. I had known I was right. I felt as tall as the walls that surrounded us. No finer moment had a 17 year old youth ever lived. Smugly, I continued talking to him saying, "The weather has been great outdoors..." Suddenly, Mr Christian bellowed out with renewed ferocity, "Awwwooowahhh" I was shaken to the absolute core of my being. I nearly leaped from my skin. But worse, the extreme satisfaction, the self-assurance of moments ago was demolished, pulverized in fact. My wall height ego had just been reduced to its the lowest state in my memory. I could have sat on a dime and my feet never reach the floor. I ran for the door, eased it open, looked cautiously both ways to assure no one had overheard me on my fools errand, and left dragging the miniature pieces of my ego from room to room...
Very funny. Love it.
ReplyDeleteTop of my head thought..goes to my feet :-) The time I was all dressed up and feeling pretty and rushed out of the house to make it to a Christian Woman's Luncheon. In the same couple of hours I broke the sugar bowl some weird way that it slipped out of my hand and I noticed the reason why it felt odd when I walked was because I had 2 different shoes on, both black dress shoes , both almost identical but one with a shorter heel than the other..The speaker that day was amusing anyways so it all fit in to play. On the way out as I shook her hand she complemented me on my smile..She said , "Honey you have the most beautiful smile, where did you get it? " I probably blushed a little but continuing to smile I pointed at my shoes and proceeded to tell her the secret of the smile :-). We both laughed she told me I was a doll.
ReplyDeleteKeep smiling , have a great day!
Good one Katya.....I am sure you were laughing - mouth odour ok....I am literally laughing here.
ReplyDeleteLOL, I am seriously laughing ........lol
Hahaha, Heidi no these are times gone far past.....oh I have one but will write it in good time.
ReplyDelete"Lost your ........"
.............well that was then but then was really funny to say the least.
Good one to say the least. lol. I guess the merit of the joke/story is never place a drunk underwater!
ReplyDeleteSounds like he was very clear about it! :) Gosh we can relate as at the very same age I was tending to and RCMP confine....oh man, to go in and clean around some of these. It was something that I literally at first found myself rushing to the restroom thereafter Charles. What was so unusual was that the head of the jail actually enjoyed it all, he kept saying to me back at that age "are you fine with all of it", I would say sure, but I the first week I thought this was hell on earth. I cleaned out drunk tanks at that age and man it was just something that you had never imagined - but it was real.
ReplyDeleteWhat I found so weird was all the RCMP were great but the moderator of the jail was one that was almost like the ones that were in the jail. He used to banter on about how he met George Foreman and so on. I had an early security clearance at that age and no one knows what that is like. They really don't. Meanwhile ironically, the bad acts that were my age thought I was an informant.
But I will never forget having this one watch as I cleaned out the cell all of 24 while in there - man they were mad acts and I was nearly peeing my pants. I did it over a period of a summer and oh you mentioned bathrooms well lets just say that it's good to be clean. And I would get home and after my mother whom really didn't know all that was entailed would ask what I wanted for supper - I said I would pass and I headed down to my bedroom and went to sleep.
The worst thing I found was the drunk tanks and well it's not funny but I am sure you know what I mean. I would go in there all that were over watching would ask how I am and I would say I am fine and slowly get to the men room if you know what I mean. But it was only for three months and thereafter I was so glad to be out of all of that.
I never trembled as much as then in my life and then some!
Ironically all my friends thought I was a junior RCMP in the making......much like you I was just doing what I had to do.
LOL - Cheryl even a man can relate to this there was a time I was flying to meet with my four superiors and when I got to the airport, I realized I had a back suit jacket and black slacks. As well two different colors of socks. Fortunately I don't think to this very day anyone of the four gents noticed.
ReplyDeleteIt's great how it all came out for you. Smiling here and we have such experiences that we can go over from the past it's contagious to say the least. But in some fashion, we look back on it and can smile about it. Smiles go a long distance.
A great one to you as I just arrived home at 2 and looked at this and others are more than welcome to make their own remarks but these are "smiling" stories...I shall do the same !
There must be more others....with funny stories as such :)
ReplyDeleteFunny at your expense! Great story, and one you'll obviously never forget! I'm thinking, I'm thinking!
ReplyDeleteHarriet, this is not just me this was several. But I recall it well.
ReplyDeleteOh Jack ... you're being forgetful here heheh! [smiles] ... I am visualising it in my mind [smiles] funny you [laughs]
ReplyDeleteThere are more writes than just mine.....take a look if you can or are able.
ReplyDeleteAll the best to you.
I once got mad at my brother. I was furious with him. I was on my pony at the time I started chasing him while ON the pony. The pony was literally breathing down his neck and he was all out running. We got home and he told my Mom. LOL She was very mad at me and yelling at me. "Don't you know if he would have tripped you would have killed him?" I was thinking? that was the point? LMAO Kids have no clue as to what killing someone really is. Anyway her face was literally purple with anger and when I saw that? I couldn't help myself. I knew I would get killed for it but I did it anyway. I started laughing at her. OMG She was furious too knowing I was laughing at her. Of course I got spanked. ROFL To this day? I wonder where did that 8 year old child get the audacity to laugh in her Mother's face at her anger? LOL KNOWING I would get spanked. LOL I still laugh every time I think of it.
ReplyDeleteThe things that do happen within life and what we learn from it. Fond memories and recollections is how I think we gain from or it or maybe we just flow and it shapes our lives.
ReplyDeleteChildhood recollections now that is new!
Nothing funny happens to me Jack.
ReplyDeleteIn a few years, I'll let you know if anything else becomes funny.
Edit: second thoughts
Byron ok smiling...that is a very different and unique slant on this. A great week to you. Perhaps when we recall things they come to be something we can reflect on and it's something that we smile with. I wished to do this just for one post. Nothing more nothing less.
ReplyDeleteWise thoughts if I may say...
tickleing hurts, Jack. only after a while do we find it funny :0)
ReplyDeletei've been married 33 years(only after a while do we find it funny).
I would like to take part but now suddently I can not think of any funny things happened in my life..hahaha..I just wonder.
ReplyDeleteI will try my best, my friend!
ReplyDeleteAnders when and if you have time ...no biggy.
ReplyDeleteI just logged on here and it is what it is....I am not a group, in times that we have two days ago I thought this might be something fun. Now and then you have to say why not.
My thought anyhow....
All the best to you and hope all is going well.