A Lady from Vancouver was a tree hugger and anti hunter who purchased acres of timberland.
There was a huge tree on one of the highest points in the tract she wanted to view the natural splendor of here land so she climbed the tree. As she neared the top she encountered an endangered spotted owl.
It’s attacked her!
In here haste to escape the women slid down the tree to the ground. The fall left her with several splinters of wood in her crotch.
In extreme pain she hurried to the nearest doctor 30 minutes away.She told the doc she was and environmentalist and anti hunter and how she came to received all the splinters.
The doctor listened to her story with a great patience.He then told her to go into the examining room and he would see if she would help. The impatient patient sat and sat and waited for three hours before the doctor reappeared.
The angry women demanded, “What took you so long?”
He smile and said, "well I had to get the permits from Environment Canada, the BC Forest Service and the Work Safe BC, before I could remove Old Growth Timber from a recreational area."
Ha!
ReplyDeletehaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....too funny!!!
ReplyDeleteIf only there wasnt that owl. :)
ReplyDeletehahahaha good one Jack
ReplyDelete*smirk*
ReplyDeleteowls can kill ya you know, theyre mean.....lol..........I laughed, so it must have been funny.....
ReplyDeleteI think this is why she repelled down - ouch! :)
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