Showing posts with label funnies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funnies. Show all posts

Monday, June 11, 2012

Not for the Innocent....

A Lady from Vancouver was a tree hugger and anti hunter who purchased acres of timberland.

There was a huge tree on one of the highest points in the tract she wanted to view the natural splendor of here land so she climbed the tree. As she neared the top she encountered an endangered spotted owl.

It’s attacked her!

In here haste to escape the women slid down the tree to the ground. The fall left her with several splinters of wood in her crotch.

In extreme pain she hurried to the nearest doctor 30 minutes away.She told the doc she was and environmentalist and anti hunter and how she came to received all the splinters.

The doctor listened to her story with a great patience.He then told her to go into the examining room and he would see if she would help. The impatient patient sat and sat and waited for three hours before the doctor reappeared.

The angry women demanded, “What took you so long?”

 

He smile and said, "well I had to get the permits from Environment Canada, the BC Forest Service and the Work Safe BC, before I could remove Old Growth Timber from a recreational area."

OH CANADA

 

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Peter Piper Picked A Pepper

....and then he sneezed!

Dear friends, just an idea....

Funny Stories, strange happening stories, short stories, funny videos, added by your own comments with the stories. It's your own signature with your own mark. After it's done, I do promise to send it to you or take it off permanently.

If so desired. Promise!

I know that for myself I have been serious and right now I am fine and doing things and now and then you do good onto others and we let are guards down and tell or place something in that in a - yes - in a collaborative manner it comes like something that each and everyone can come back to and they just have a hoot with what they see.

I am not pushing anyone. It's just a thought thinking outside of the box. And with that all said let it flow and lets see what comes about. Laughter is really the key in life and I think that some may just have and enjoyment with this while others watch, read or what ever comes about.

I may just fall with this but then again if people forget about thinking too much and just giving it a try - watch and see what comes about. 

Once in a while you have to ask why not.

I could name names and make requests but this is more of something that each and everyone independantly can make something really neat happen. We all get on here at some point of the day. And I am not begging anyone as all things are working well. So....I think you all know what I am tring to do. A collabortive of something that everyone has the chance to look at and have a hilarious time with seeing what all comes about. Once again, I promise to delete it all if you wish.

With a little help from some friends and as well new acquintances.  I think WE CAN DO SOMETHING NEAT IN A COLLOABORATIVE WAY...

Why not?